Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
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